Trying to find the perfect thing to say for that anesthesia provider crush you have? Look no further- we have you covered.
Also…don’t actually use these.
You make O2 delivery look good.
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You give me heart palpitations.
Good ones.
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Could you check my SpO2?
Because I think you just took my breath away.
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Baby, this may be the Versed talking,
but you grfrmphrdrm…
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Your love is like a general anesthetic.
I feel it from head to toe.
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I feel all tingly when you’re around.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
“Count backwards from 100,”
…
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I’ve been monitoring your anesthesia care all day.
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I love you even more when you pass gas.
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Are you aphasia?
Because I can’t speak around you.
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You must be an APGAR score.
Cuz baby, you’re a 10.
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Are you a STOP-Bang?
Cuz I’m losing sleep over you.
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I must be aware under anesthesia.
Cuz you look like a dream.
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Only you can stop my bleeding heart.
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I’m surprised you’re still at the hospital,
cuz I’ve been checking you out all day.
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Oh, MIPS! I thought you said LIPS.
My bad.
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You must have AMAZING patient satisfaction scores.
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You put the DAZZLE in Midazolam.
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Sometimes I think I’m ok,
but then ICU.
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Better check by ETCO2,
Cuz you got me in shock.
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Does my chart show ICD code 10-I51.81?
#takotsubosyndrome #brokenheart
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You’re skin, I’m tegaderm.
Let’s stick together.
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Don’t forget to untape my eyes afterwards.
I gotta see you again.
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Maybe you should increase the drip.
I still have a strong feeling.
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